Lookout I think I'm gonna narf!
Even after reading some bad things about it, we decided to give Lady in the Water a try tonight. I don't know what kind of crack M. Night Shyamalan was smoking when he wrote, directed, produced and once again made himself a central character in this film. Here's the secret revealed at the end of this movie: you just wasted almost 2 hours of your life! If Bob Balaban had lived through the whole movie, I'm sure he would have kept reading his lines to the audience to tell you what a bad film you just watched. Yuk!