The real story's a lot less exciting than that. The teachers were in the last race at AWANA tonight, and as I bent down to pick up the winning pin another teacher dove for it (on the asphalt!) and rammed me hard with the top of her head. I'll bet her neck is hurting tonight! I was such a distracation to kids and teachers alike that I left AWANA and went to sit with MJ in the nursery. I'm sure I'll hear no end of this at work tomorrow...
